my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution, via perks-of-being-chinese)

03.Sep.14 1 week ago


I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed


(via perks-of-being-chinese)

03.Sep.14 1 week ago
03.Sep.14 1 week ago
03.Sep.14 1 week ago


We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via captive-youth)

01.Sep.14 2 weeks ago


friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 



(via flipflopsonarockwall)

30.Aug.14 2 weeks ago

Werde wohl für immer auf eine “ich vermisse dich” Nachricht von dir warten, die niemals kommen wird.

(Source: vorsicht-zerbrechlich, via rebellische-jugend)

27.Aug.14 2 weeks ago
26.Aug.14 3 weeks ago